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It has happened! Employees of the Moscow Center for Consciousness Studies have invented a mind-reading device "Spherical Vacuum". Now mind reading is a reality!
The invention of the "Spherical Vacuum" mind-reading apparatus was preceded by five years of hard work of the Center. This is how the co-director of the Center, Doctor of Sciences Vadim Vasiliev, says about it:
— A few years ago, when we just started creating the "Spherical Vacuum" mind-reading apparatus, no one believed that this was possible. Even I was skeptical about this idea. However, the hard work of our employees was crowned with success. There is no limit to our happiness! It's fantastic!
Dmitry Volkov, also co-director of the Center, answered the question about how the wonderful device works:
— The idea of a spherical vacuum is at the heart of the "Spherical Vacuum" mind-reading device. When the user puts the device on his head, he or she is placed directly in a spherical vacuum. The incredible properties of spherical vacuum have been known for a long time, but no one knew how to use it. Now, when with the help of our "Spherical Vacuum" mind-reading device, the user gets into a spherical vacuum, he sees from it what other people think! Literally! It turned out that every person's thoughts hover over his head as a cloud in which phrases appear, replacing one another.
— What about the animals?
— The device works great on animals too! Even on the fish, - said Vadim Vasiliev.
— Daniel Dennett, an old friend of the Center, promised that if we could make such a device, he would eat his hat. You can already find a photo of a chewed hat on the philosopher's Instagram," Dmitry Volkov added.
We can only say that, friends, the example of the invention of the mind-reading apparatus "Spherical vacuum" makes us believe in the most impossible. The staff of the Center promise to dare the impossible in the future on the thorny path of cognition of consciousness!
